They're not going to happen.
However, I am working on a scheme to get an HD big screen. Anyone have two grand lying around they don't need? Do I really want to cash some savings bonds, heh. I mean I've got the X-Box 360 covered, and I'm pretty much out of debt now, do I want to jump back in? What about a car, a house, ugh. Too many grown up questions, I want to be a child again. I need the HDTV, heh. I swear I'm not materialistic, I just like being entertained and not falling too behind the technological curve. Or something like that.
I should just get to bed. The crew should be hitting Mullen's tomorrow. I know I'll be needing a drink.