New U.S. Dietary Guidelines: Eat Less, Exercise More
Just made me shake my head. Oh and this quote from Tommyland is awesome...
"...there is no Santa Claus, there is no magic, and there is no fucking Easter Bunny. The Tooth Fairy was your goddamned mom, storks don't deliver babies, Pop Rocks and Coke won't kill you, there is no Middle Earth, Mikey never liked Life cereal, you can't get pregnant from kissing, you won't go blind from jerking off, and when Jack and Jill tumbled down that hill, they was definitely fuckin'."
Anyway, back to work...