retardedI had to wear a tie everyday.
I owned dozens of ties.
I remembering putting a tie on a student earlier this year.
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I have spent the last hour trying to tie my tie.
I am fuckin' retarded.
EDIT: I figured it out with a little help from wikipedia, what the hell is wrong with me? It makes sense now, like riding a bike, except that I'm the kid with the helmet.
