House keys, car keys, and work keys.
What curse word do you use the most?
Do you own an iPod?
What time is your alarm clock set for?
Alarm clock? I rarely need one, but it'd be set for 5:30 if I did.
How many suitcases do you own?
Do you wear flip-flops even when it's cold outside?
I would, if I wore flip-flops, they're gay.
Where do you buy your groceries from?
Best Buy. I mean Dominick's and/or local fruit markets.
Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Pictures steal your soul so I'd much rather be the taker than the takee. (that and the fact that I am soooo not photogenic)
What was the last movie you watched?
I watched 16 Blocks again on Saturday, at the show the last movie I saw was X3 I believe.
Do any of your friends have children?
Yeah. Little bastards. (I keeed)
If you won the lottery, what's the first thing you would buy?
A good lawyer most likely heh, seriously a house/condo, a Mustang and/or GTO, and two chicks at the same time.
Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Nev...(yeah I was too lazy to finish writing never, so what, you wanna fight about it)
Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?
I'm not a big fan of meds but I occasionally need a muscle relaxer to get some sleep. Damn back pain.
What CD is currently in your CD player?
C? D? Oh I think I remember those. I'm currently listening to Local H - The 99'-00' Demos if that's what you're asking.
Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
I like my milk like I like my women, nice and chocolately.
(seriously though, I like skim milk, white milk, strawberry milk, banana milk, just as long as it isn't Quik, ;). Y'know what I'm sayin'?)
Has anyone told you a secret this week?
When was the last time someone hit on you?
What did you have for dinner?
We had pizza last night.
Do you wear hoodies often?
As much as humanly possible.
Can you whistle?
Yes. *cat calls*
Have you ever participated in a protest?
Not that I can recall.
Who was the last person to call you?
What is your favorite ride at an amusement park?
The ones with a movie screen. Like the Space Shuttle America, or the Spider-Man, etc. I like the ones that move out and visually stimulate you.
Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Think, no. Do I KNOW people talk about me behing my back, yes. Everything gets back to me eventually. Remember those who you gossip with, will gossip about you. - Irish saying, which I'm sure I butchered.
What area code are you in right now?
Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Yes, still do.
How big is your local mall?
How many siblings do you have?
One of each.
Are you shy around the opposite sex?
Not really, I used to be, and I'm sure I act like an idiot around those I really like but I've learned to just say "fuck it" and act a fool all the time. Regardless of who's around.
What is your biggest regret?
"I don't regret the things I've done, only those I did not do."
When was the last time you laughed so hard your sides hurt?
Probably once a day.
What movie do you know every line to?
Geez, umm...Office Space, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, probably the Crow, Happy Gilmore, Swingers...I could on.
Do you own any band t-shirts?
I think I have a Local H shirt or two.
When was your last plane ride?
Wow, it's been years.
How many chairs are at your dining room table?
Do you read for fun?
Can you speak any languages other than English?
Espanol. I also know assorted phrases and words in French, Italian, Arabic/Assyrian, and Tagalog. Probably can curse you out in many more, heh.
Do you do your own dishes?
Nah, that's women's work. (actually I use paper plates and napkins as much as possible, don't kill me)
What color is your bedroom painted?
Bone white. Emphasis on the bone.
Have you ever cried in public?
Not that I recall.
Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop?
One of each. They both suck.
Which do you make, wishes or plans?
I wish I could make plans. Hahahaha, you like that, clever wordplay, eh. Plans always got awry and wishes never come true, I make neither. One day at a time, baby steps.
Are you always trying to learn new things?
Yes. Learn something new everyday.
Do you shower on a daily basis?
Yeah, I usually can't function without one.
Are you currently wanting any piercing or tattoos?
Always, probably going sometime this week.
Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date?
Call me old fashioned, but yes.
Can you skip rocks?
Yes. And school.
Have you ever been to Jamaica?
What to snack on at the movie theaters?
I'm old school, so popcorn all the way. I usually always buy a water because as is my luck I tend to want to cough at the show.
Who was your favorite teacher?
Ms. Murphy. Coach K. Both were English teachers, go figure. I didn't mind my Computer Science teachers either. Or Gym, but those were my two favorites. There are a couple of teachers at work who are my favorites now but for all the wrong reasons, heh.
Have you ever dated someone out of your race?
Like a clingon or something? No. Being the mutt that I am that's kind of hard for me, but I think I have.
What is the weather like?
It's warm today. Gonna be warm tomorrow. I don't like the heat so much.
Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Would I ever date someone NOT covered in tattoos! Actually I'll date any female with a heartbeat at this point....
Do you have an online journal?
Pfft. That's for suckers.
What was your favorite class in high school?
Do you enjoy traveling via airplanes?
As opposed to via automobiles? Actually I'm not a big fan of the pre-flight BS, security and what-not. I'd rather drive.
What personality trait is a must-have in your preferred gender?
Nice ass. I mean, umm...definitely humor. For instance if you took offense to my nice ass comment, you're immediately off the list. (Wait come back I didn't mean that, I'm sorry. Don't leave me...)
Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive?
When was the last time you slept on the floor?
Hmm...slept? Well, I'm sure at some point last year I did it to ease my back, probably six or seven months ago.
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
I don't consume alcohol. Frankly I'm insulted by this question. I do like eating at Jack in the Box, and I usually always buy a Coke. So I guess that's my favorite drink.
Does your closest Starbucks have a drive-thru?
Do you like your living arrangement?
What is your mother's hometown?
How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
at least five or six lately, I'm getting old.
Do you eat breakfast daily?
I try to.
What was the last thing to scare you?
Prices of real estate around here.
Are your days full and fast-paced?
Yeah, it kind of sucks, either I'm going a hundred MPH or ten.
Did you ever get in trouble for talking in class?
What is your favorite fruit?
Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?
Cal-o-ries? What's that?
How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
All of the above.
What character from a movie most reminds you of yourself?
The guy from the Tao of Steve, umm...Lloyd from Say Anything, and umm...Wolverine. Seriously. Shit just never works out for him. The tragic hero, like me. :(
Have you ever bid for something on ebay?
Yeah, I used to buy stuff Ebay all the time, haven't in a long time though.
Do you enjoy giving hugs?
I used to hate it but I don't mind them so much now, actually I could use one about now.
Would you consider yourself to be fashionable?
Do you own a digital camera?
I own a couple.
If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
Flattered but mostly like annoyed. That's how it always is the ones you want to notice you couldn't care less about you, the ones you don't, want to nail you.
What celebrities have you been compared to?
John Goodman, Homer Simpson, that guy from Yes, Dear.
Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
Damn...probably Han Solo. Luke was a whiny bitch, Anakin kicks ass though and who doesn't think Boba Fett and Jenga Fett aren't awesome. Yoda too, but I've got to go with the handsome rogue Han Solo. I mean c'mon, he's Indiana Jones and he gets the Princess. Shit, only Super Mario gets more Princesses than Han Solo.
Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
Yes. Hell yes. It's one of those stupid little things that shouldn't annoy me but always does.
What books, if any, have made you cry?
Does this count as a book, because it's getting pretty long and I'm going to cry if it doesn't end soon. I've got shit to do! The book would be E.T. most likely, when I was a youngin'.
Do you think you're attractive?
Rarely. But I can pull it off every so often.
What are you allergic to?
Are you a jealous person?
Somewhat, not really but I have my moments.
What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
Where'd this question come from? Umm...it's okay for some but it's not for everyone.
Do you ever feel guilty after eating meat?
Does Godzilla feel guilty when he eats meat or destroys Tokyo? I think not. Umm..whatever that meant. Nah I don't feel guilty, circle of life, yadda, yadda, yadda.
If you were born the opposite sex, what would your name have been?
Not sure, maybe Vivian, my sister's name.
Damn that took forever, now I can go back to bed.