Gil (fenyx) wrote,

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April Fools!

I told Melissa I pooped my pants. She was horrified, I think she actually believed, granted it was like 5 in the morning.

I told my brother that his car was smashed up.

I told my mom that Melissa was pregnant.

I love April Fool's Day.
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